Curse

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 06:14 AM // 06:14

*look at blood coming out of nose from the kick*
*summon Liger and Bear*
*"MUAL HER DOWN BOyS!"!

Hobo Master · Feb 26, 2006, 06:36 AM // 06:36

*looks over at Two April Mornings*

*the alcoholic hobo quickly gets angry and grabs the drink before you can drink it but does nothing as he hands it back to his master*

*continues drinking contentedly*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46

*go to Two April Morning and kick her*
*order some beer and sit next to Hobo Master*
*"Hello Hobo Master!"*
*"Welcome to the bar off killing and just to let know i been killed 3 time already. Well i would just like to say hi. Heres some beer for ya and a gun to help*
*hand a beer bottle and a gun*

Symeon · Feb 26, 2006, 09:40 AM // 09:40

*sips beer*
*dives into the tub had been in earlier forgetting that he drunk all the alcohol in it*
*oof*
*starts sniffing around the tub at the dried alcohol stains*
*passes out*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 03:05 PM // 15:05

*"Dumb pool!"*

*Pour gasoline all over and then toss a match thus casuing big huge fire.*
*take away some ribs*

I pwnd U · Feb 26, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39

*sits in hot tub sips beer*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40

* watch as Pwnd was tupid enough to go into the firey hot tub wich is one FIRE*

I pwnd U · Feb 26, 2006, 05:33 PM // 17:33

"eh i like fire, its nice sides im invincible" *sips beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 26, 2006, 05:49 PM // 17:49

*smells pwnd burning but knows he is invincible so he continues to sip beer*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 05:54 PM // 17:54

*take a flamethrower and shoot it at April*

Hobo Master · Feb 26, 2006, 06:18 PM // 18:18

*thanks klay for the gun and the beer*

*Pisses on pwned to put him out*

"just trying to help..."

Doc Holliday · Feb 26, 2006, 06:40 PM // 18:40

*wonders how klay used dark magic on himself when he was already dead*

*decides that its a paradox and that klay has by accident put himself out of existance*

*shoots hobo master's hobo*

*jumps into flaming hot tub*

*says to pwned "The hot tub's a little warmer then usual isnt it? Its not bad though."*

*sips beer*

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39

"While Pwned and Doc is not look i puted Flesh eating fishy into the water that like warms water alot*
*Use Fireage to warm up the hot tub*
*put some dead lobster in*
*made some Boil lobster*

Ensabah Nur · Feb 26, 2006, 10:41 PM // 22:41

*sigh..."Klay by messing with the physical properties of the Bar (ie Veranda/hot tub area) you have violated the one basic law of this bar and therefore the bar fight. That law being the bar and it's physical properties cannot be destroyed/altered. So as punishment for messing with our darn(
If ya get back to life again, we hope you've learned not to mess around with the physical properties of the premises.

* heads inside to get more Labbatt's from the barkeep.....

KlayMan641 · Feb 26, 2006, 11:41 PM // 23:41

* Somehow mange to get back to Life*
*puck out all of the poop*
*Walks up to Nur*
*Picksup body and throw into a pile of broken glass bottles*
*then order more beer*

xxSilhouette · Feb 27, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41

*laughs at the silly people

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*Screams Margarita*
*Smashes lime on face and begins to sing Twinkle Twinkle little star...*

Hobo Master · Feb 27, 2006, 01:48 AM // 01:48

*glares at doc for shooting his hobo*

*not wanting to be violent he simply sends in the 3 year warranty and a new hobo is delivered instantaneously*

*the new hobo belonging to the hobo master brings doc quietly to the side and chops doc into steak like pieces and gives them to nur to fry up for the other habitants of the bar*

"happy feasting"

darkdragon99 · Feb 27, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52

*starts shooting everyone in the bar*
*rips out Silhouette's heart and eats it while it is stil beating*
*rips off KlayMan641's dick and shoves it down his throut*
*scoops out pwnds eyes with a spoon and feeds them to him*
*tears off pauls ears*
*cuts off nur's legs and arms*
*beats doc with nur's legs*
*pisses on Two April Mornings's dead body*
*sets up 50 claymors around the bar*
*sets them off*

I pwnd U · Feb 27, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01

"umm i think dark is mad about something..." *puts eyes back in and sips beer trying to figure out what pissed dark off...*

Doc Holliday · Feb 27, 2006, 02:04 AM // 02:04

*gets up off the ground after being beaten with nurs leg and laughs at hobo master and tells him sorry for cuttin up his hobo*

*"He tried to get me but I grabbed the knife and chopped him up instead. You had better send in your warranty again and get a new one."

*grabs klay by the neck*

*smashes his face in with a revolver multiple times because he cant spell or use the right words, he trys to destroy the bar, and his posts dont make sense half the time*

*hogties klay, who is broken and bleeding on the ground*

*drags him over to hobomaster and leaves klay for his new hobo to play with*

*gets out the biatch be good stick and hits dark with it*

*says "Go clean up the mess you made!!!!"*

*over turns the table in the corner and sits down*

*sips beer*